Undies are soiled, i mean solid
"These undies are the best you can get! I had a stomach bug that made me have to go to the dunny what seemed like every 5 minutes. I went camping, first mistake, it was all fine, was close to the dunny so was fine. One morning, really early, I woke up and needed to go to the dunny, I was tired and thought I would go back to bed. I would be fine, second mistake. A few minutes later, I needed to go so bad it was about to come out. I leaped up and frantically started putting clothes on, I got my undies on, and that was it. It started coming out, I sat on the floor of the tent defeated. I didn't want to look at the mess, I thought it would be everywhere. But no, these bad boys held it all in. Clean up was a breeze. Unfortunately, I had to throw that pair out, and it was the one with the cool pattern. Hurley, If you wanted to throw some my way!"