When your IT guy shows up to fix your computer in a full orange jumpsuit and mutton chops, your SVP of Marketing is wearing a white linen blouse and practicing the keyboard in the parking lot (right after dying his mustache in the bathroom) and the guy who normally is in charge of retail operations is dressed as a cop, handle bar mustache included, writing fake tickets — you're either having a really strange dream, or you're at Hurley Headquarters during the finals of Moustache March. Because for the month of March all the men at work (pun!) grow out their 'staches (for charity!) and then wow everyone during the finals (full on talent show style!) while they compete for varying awards and bragging rights. Who knew the next best Beatles cover band works in Sales? For more, keep reading and prepare to be amazed.
Larry Bird by Phil Bannan, runner up Dirt Lip.
Criteria to be a judge: have an awesome 'stache (or ponytail).
Yanni Live at the Accrop— Hurley Townhall! Evan Slater, Grant Morgan, Daniel "YB" Ybarra, Courtney Skiba, David Harrison and Jorge Munoz.
Evan Slater? Never heard of him! I'm Yanni!
Runner up Best of Show, probably based solely on "Yanni's" silken pants and enthusiastic smile.
Yanni really moved the crowd.
Officer Brian Allen.
Frank Magana by Francisco "Doctor" Magana, runner up Most Disturbing.
Weekend At Bernie's by Zach Hartley, Tony Wodarck and Miles Bentley.
Dwight Dunn by Mac Feller, winner of Most Fitting.
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by Scott Younkerman, Grant Morgan, Mike Wilson and David Harrison.
Jacque Cousteau by Bruce Moore. A little known fact about Jacque is that he was a skilled shark trainer. A little known fact about Bruce is that his shark swam out of Townhall and is currently flying somewhere above Costa Mesa.
Jorge Munoz as himself, because with a mustache like that, you don't need a costume.
Sexy Sax Man by Matt Jensen.
Peter Barnes, criminal and IT mastermind being taken into custody by Officer Allen.
Mugshot by Derek Bahn, prison photographer.
Rod Rosales body rockin' in da Hurley Townhalllll as LMFAO
What's an oxygen tank in the face of the Marlboro man? Answer: a good prop for Jon Crawford.
Dirt Lip winner, Elbert Humperdinck serenading the crowd, aka Daniel "YB" Ybarra serenading the crowd (as per usual).
Then the Sexy Sax Man popped up again, garnering him runner up for Most Disturbing (and deservedly so).
Anaheim Ducks player by Tom Compher.
You know hockey players and their inclination for rough housing...
Tom Compher, runner up Most Fitting.
Weekend at Bernie's (fun fact, Tony never broke character, one person even checked his pulse), runner up Best of Show.
The Beatles, winners of Best in Show!
Yanni and band, winners of Most Exotic.
Ron Burgundy helped us stay classy thanks to Alex Wilson.
Peter Barnes, convict.
Officer Brian Allen and bike.
Master of Ceremonies, Robby Adams